Meet Our Clinic Staff
Fedora as an early-career medical assistant.
Fedora is the fluffy medical assistant you may run into at ReLACS Health. Fedora is a Whoodle, and according to genetic testing, exactly 51% Wheaton terrier, 49% poodle, and 100% unhelpful as a medical assistant to the practice. She tends to bark out orders. Her manners can be ruff. She sleeps on the job, setting a bad example for patients with frequent daytime napping. Sometimes, she will break into your telehealth visit without knocking.
Growing up in her hippie teenage years
Fedora is willing to join your appointment for a small appearance fee of one pasture-raised liver treat.
She always looks out for her patients. She even uses a booster seat because she is all about safety.
Though Fedora will shake your hand, lie down, sit pretty, crawl, and even pose, you’ll find her of limited help, and thus you will end up working a lot directly with Dr. Berkowski. It is called “direct” specialty care after all. With the shortage of good help these days, Fedora is all we’ve got, but at least you won’t have to deal with any chipmunks, squirrels, or pesky rabbits during your clinic visit like in a typical sleep clinic, with the help of our medical assistant.
Fedora sleeps on the job a lot. She does not practice what we preach when it comes to avoidance of prolonged daytime naps.